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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 0:03:00 GMT -5
"They know I have to go pee eventually..." he mumbled, referring to the talking part. "AS for the why...They do that. They want more heirs or something...He's disappointed my dad and mum only had one annoying brat."
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Post by Koops on Feb 26, 2008 0:06:03 GMT -5
Her face turned crimson and she covered her face with both of her hands, moaning into them. "How many do they want?" Dez asked curiously, peeking at Kain between some of her fingers and then hiding her eyes again, it was rather embarrassing.
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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 0:09:45 GMT -5
"hey hey hey! What makes you think I want to have kids!? I'm like my dad...One is en-" he was hit with something. Aunty Maya was in the room.
"Hey, stupid, she asked you a question adn the answer better be more than 2 and less than 7." she snapped. Kain stared at her, quite scared actually. Maya smiled sweetly. "To explain tradition, deary, on Dyra it is quite normal for families to abuse their children if they only have on child...That is just very insufficient. 2 is good, 3 to 6 is fantastic. 7 or more is murder...So...(bends down to Dez's ear and whispers) You had better produce me 4 little kids to spoil or else." Maya then left the room.
Kain gulped. "...They wlak in and out of hte room a lot too...Thats' why masturbation is so hard on Dyra." he coughed. "At least...in my hometown. See, this is the town with the most strong warriors for the army." he explained. "Which is why lots of children, give or take, is applauded, and not so much is not."
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Post by Koops on Feb 26, 2008 0:13:24 GMT -5
Dez swalloweed and nodded her head, god damn, she fucking scared for her life at the moment. "I can either get beaten up by your aunty or I can have four children... Which is equally scary, I think i'll choose the first one because the thought of the kids being yours is even scarier." She stated with a nod, joking of course. "And now I want to stay a virgin too." The woman added on as an after thought.
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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 0:15:17 GMT -5
"Yeah...Um...I'd choose option one too...I can outrun her." he chuckled and held Dez. "They're teasing of cours.e..I think. I could never really tell......I suppose this is why no one dated in High school...Their parents." he mumbled.
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Post by Koops on Feb 26, 2008 0:19:08 GMT -5
She gave a loud laugh at this. "Hm. You're rather cute sometimes, babe." Dez stated, giving him a gentle elbow in the ribcage as a sign of affection. "You know i'm just glad that my dad doesn't know your Aunt and Uncle. Because he's totally be chewing us both out right now to them." She stated, more to herself then to Kain.
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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 0:20:47 GMT -5
"Why would he chew us both out to them?" he asked, confused. "Does he want kids too?" he asked a moment later. Kain hoped not...That would mean there wwas three adults who could potentioally kick his ass on his tail for being late in the offspring-thang.
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Post by Koops on Feb 26, 2008 0:25:50 GMT -5
"Yeah, he actually wants a lot of grand children. Because he wants some actual guys in the family." Dez explained with a small sigh, she could just think of what Killian and Shawne would say about this whole thing. "Shit, Killian would want to be the godfather." Her eyes closed and her head rested against Kain's chest. "We're doomed."
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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 0:27:42 GMT -5
((ngiht))
"...I say we bring 'em all over and have a party!" he joked. "Ugh...Darius would want to see mini-me's too...And Al...And Ed...And Lill...And Zane (whose name I can finally uncensor now that he had been introduced!)...And Ivan...But he won't be allowed near them, especially any girls." he ramlbed and held her close. Kain was amused and displeased at the same tiem.
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Post by Koops on Feb 26, 2008 0:51:40 GMT -5
Her eyes narrowed. "I'll make Shawne come so that Ivan will be to preoccupied with her to look at anyone else... I mean seriously! Have you seen how sexy that woman is?!" Dez asked, it was true, she thought her friend was sexy but a bit more then 3/4 of the population did to as well.
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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 10:37:37 GMT -5
Kain could not answer. If he answered 'hell yeah,' he could get his ass kicked. If he asnwered, 'no,' he could get yelled at. "Um...I haven't...I didn't look at her fully..." he stammered out, gulping.
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Post by Koops on Feb 26, 2008 22:45:52 GMT -5
Dez stared at Kain, eyebrows raised high in question. "Are you worried that i'll get upset with you for checking her out? Because you shouldn't be, I don't mind it at all, it's completely natural to be attracted to other people." She explained to him, pushing his chest gently with one hand, it was natural.
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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 23:01:51 GMT -5
"yeah...That's true...I hear that most woman get mad though." he mumbled. "And yes, she is very very sexy." he mumbled even quieter. Kain didn't want to get in trouble after a few weeks ago.
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Post by Koops on Feb 26, 2008 23:05:05 GMT -5
"I agree, if I was a guy i'd totally being tapping that." Dez replied and laid down on the bed, streting her body straight out and yawning. "We still have to find her a guy though, do you think Broken's still good or should we find her someone that won't give up on her easily?"
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Post by Milk on Feb 26, 2008 23:08:58 GMT -5
"Someone who wouldn't give up so easily...Ivan wouldn't!" he was totally kidding, but wondered how fun it would be to watch that date. Maybe she'd...melt him. he wished, smirking evally.
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